Monday, February 06, 2006

Pokerparty vs. Super Bowl Party

It's official the Bus rode into Detroit with one thing in mind and he and his teamates "Git r Done". What a game and what a year for the Pittsburgh Steelers. With living in Canada we were unable to see some of the new commercials that debuted in last nights Superbowl but I don't think there is as much hype or great commercials as what there used to be. I used to love seeing the new budweiser commercials. Those things were fucking hilarious. The Wassup guys were hysterical. I'm sure there were some good ones I'm not saying that I'm just thinking that the hype is not at the height it once used to be at.


You are Canadian When:

You understand the phrase "Could you pass me a serviette, I just dropped my poutine, on the chesterfield."

- I know some of the American crew are like what the fuck is poutine, well it might not be what you think it is, but y'all need to try it out, that shit rocks.

You eat chocolate bars, not candy bars.

- Yeah cause the last time I checked the bar is made out of chocolate not candy. God! Idiots!

You drink Pop, not Soda.

-Damn Straight!

You know that a Mickey and 2-4's mean, "party at the camp, eh!!!"

You don't care about the fuss with Cuba. It's a cheap place to go for your holidays, with good cigars and no Americans.

You know that a pike is a type of fish, not part of a highway.

You drive on a highway, not a freeway.

You have Canadian Tire money in your kitchen drawers.

You know that Casey and Finnegan were not part of a Celtic musical group.

You get excited whenever an American television show mentions Canada.

You brag to Americans that: Shania Twain, Jim Carrey, Celine Dion, Michael J. Fox, John Candy, William Shatner, Tom Green, Matthew Perry, Mike Myers, Neve Campbell, Pamela Anderson Lee & many more, are Canadians.

- Oh and don't forget about Steve Nash, the best point guard in the world baby! We proud of our boyz!

You know that the CEO of American Airlines is a Canadian.

You design your Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.

- not soo much, here we go again, like it doesn't snow in fucking buffalo or minnesota. Last time I checked that's in America Biatches.

You know that the last letter of the English alphabet is always pronounced "Zed".

Your local newspaper covers national news on 2 pages, but requires 6 pages for hockey.

You know that the four seasons mean: almost winter, winter, still winter, and road work.

- Again enough with the winter jokes. Maybe its time to come up with something new on us Canadians.

You know that when it's 25 degrees outside, it's a warm day.

You understand the Labatt Blue commercials.

You perk up when you hear the theme song from 'Hockey Night in Canada'.

You are in grade 12, not the 12th grade.

"Eh?" is a very important part of your vocabulary, and is more polite than, "Huh?"

You say "aboot" instead of "about"

Your Beer Case handles Are Big Enough To Fit Your Mitts

When you own 5 pairs of hockey skates and only one pair of shoes.

You know that we don't all live in igloos and ride polar bears to work.

Every murder is reported.

You can understand Jean Chr├ętien (most of the time, anyway)

You froze your tongue to something metal and survived to tell about it.


I love being canadian and it's fun to see how others perceive us, but sometimes I do get very pissed at the things that comes out of peoples mouths. One thing I hate is how athletes (especially basketball players) perceive playing in our hometown of Toronto. Ya know what come to Toronto and see what it's all about before you diss it. I'd love to live in LA as well but I can't deal with all of the stuck up son of a bitches. Toronto is a fucking unbelievable city and if you have never been here before come check it out, then you can determine whether you like it or not. I'll guarantee you one thing, there will be more people who like it than dislike it. That's because its one of the greatest cities in the world baby!

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Anonymous Anonymous said...

your're canadian brain must be frozen. The bus didn't do shit against seattle. The refs screwed seattle with stupid penalties. not sure what game you were watching you stupid ass canuck.

learn the game before posting such idiot comments like the bus rolled in and got it done. who even writes like that? dumb penalties and droppped passes were seattle's downfall, not the bus. dumb ass.

I hope your intelligence does not represent the rest of Canada, because if it does, your country is screwed.


5:50 AM  
Blogger Raps Hater said...

Classic American...has no idea what humour is!

Another bitter Seattle fan who knows his team will never have a chance in hell again.


Keep up the posts kid!

6:27 AM  
Blogger Brad aka The Kid said...

Hey anonymous,

why don't you grow some american canards and put a name to your idiotic statement. Wow, the passion you have for the seahawks. I love guys like you who blame the refs for losses. Hahaha what a loser! What about the supposed MVP Alexander, did he show up for the game (97 meaningless yards). Dropped passes, don't receivers get paid to catch the football. Hines Ward sure as hell had no problems what so ever catching the football.

By the way you American piece of shit, i know for a fact that you are one of a kind and thank god the rest of your country isn't as dumb as you. I take that back you and your president can go screw yourselves.

6:59 AM  
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