A Tuesday Evening PokerParty Ramble Courtesy of the Kid
Well it's almost time for the biggest event of the year and no i'm not talking about Spring Training I'm talking about the Superbowl. This is gonna be the year of the bus and he is gonna steamroll the Steelers right through the Seahawks and start one hell of a celebration in the Motor City. Today was media day at the Super Bowl and it must have been one of the more boring events in years. The only trouble with these two teams being in the Super Bowl for the media is that there really are no outspoken individuals and therefore the reporters are not going to get good quotes. I'm all about the Super Bowl and this one has the makings to be a dandy let's just hope it pans out that way.
Man oh man is there enough poker on television nowadays. To add more poker to the tube the travel channel and WPT Enterprises have just announced a new television deal with the Professional Poker Tour. For those of you that don't know about the PPT here is a little something that will let you know what it's all about:
"The PPT will pit 200 professional poker players against one another in invitational tournaments with huge pots and big action. Extensive qualification guidelines are in place to ensure that players invited to compete are strictly la crème de la crème of the professional poker playing world. Players can gain entrance to the league through the WPT, the World Series of Poker, or other distinctions including the Poker Hall of Fame. Each segment of the tour will award a guaranteed prize pool of $2.5 million. No amateurs or semi-pros will be featured on the PPT". This should be an interesting event, but christ do we really need more poker on television. I mean everywhere you look its poker this and poker that all it means to a guy like me is that there is going to be even more goddamn fish having a PokerParty at party poker. We'll see what happens here!
Alright, my maple leafs just lost another goddamn hockey game in a shootout. A shootout for those that don't know hockey is the worst way to end a fucking hockey game especially for a team that has a forty year goltender in between the pipes who is absolutely shit on penalty shots. Cmon Belfour save a goddamn breakaway for christ sake, our opposition netminder sure as hell doesn't have trouble saving our breakaways. So you can chalk up another loss for the blue and white even though they did play pretty well tonight.
I just noticed that Hooters is opening up a casino in Vegas. It is opening up this Friday (two days before Superbowl how convenient). I could only imagine the theme of this casino and I'll tell ya what i'm kind of curious to check this place out. Do you think this place is going to make a ton of money or what? Now they will give you free drinks all night long from there skankily clad waitresses and I wonder if the dealers are gonna be rockin those Uni's as well. This place is gonna make a killing as there is going to be so many drunk dudes in there losing all their hard earned money because they think at the end of the night they are going home with one of the hooters girls. Ahahahaha Suckers! Remember they are after your money they don't like you. It is the same as the stripper theory, they will play you and play you until you have no more money left. Anyways, my interest is piqued and i'm sure the next time the Kid gets to Vegas I'll be checkin it out. Who knows when that'll be as I probably should stay away for awhile as a safety concern for my health as I pretty much kill my liver when I'm there.
Oh yeah shit how could I forget don't forget the party poker bonus code 20BR the next time you are ready for an online PokerParty.
Man oh man is there enough poker on television nowadays. To add more poker to the tube the travel channel and WPT Enterprises have just announced a new television deal with the Professional Poker Tour. For those of you that don't know about the PPT here is a little something that will let you know what it's all about:
"The PPT will pit 200 professional poker players against one another in invitational tournaments with huge pots and big action. Extensive qualification guidelines are in place to ensure that players invited to compete are strictly la crème de la crème of the professional poker playing world. Players can gain entrance to the league through the WPT, the World Series of Poker, or other distinctions including the Poker Hall of Fame. Each segment of the tour will award a guaranteed prize pool of $2.5 million. No amateurs or semi-pros will be featured on the PPT". This should be an interesting event, but christ do we really need more poker on television. I mean everywhere you look its poker this and poker that all it means to a guy like me is that there is going to be even more goddamn fish having a PokerParty at party poker. We'll see what happens here!
Alright, my maple leafs just lost another goddamn hockey game in a shootout. A shootout for those that don't know hockey is the worst way to end a fucking hockey game especially for a team that has a forty year goltender in between the pipes who is absolutely shit on penalty shots. Cmon Belfour save a goddamn breakaway for christ sake, our opposition netminder sure as hell doesn't have trouble saving our breakaways. So you can chalk up another loss for the blue and white even though they did play pretty well tonight.
I just noticed that Hooters is opening up a casino in Vegas. It is opening up this Friday (two days before Superbowl how convenient). I could only imagine the theme of this casino and I'll tell ya what i'm kind of curious to check this place out. Do you think this place is going to make a ton of money or what? Now they will give you free drinks all night long from there skankily clad waitresses and I wonder if the dealers are gonna be rockin those Uni's as well. This place is gonna make a killing as there is going to be so many drunk dudes in there losing all their hard earned money because they think at the end of the night they are going home with one of the hooters girls. Ahahahaha Suckers! Remember they are after your money they don't like you. It is the same as the stripper theory, they will play you and play you until you have no more money left. Anyways, my interest is piqued and i'm sure the next time the Kid gets to Vegas I'll be checkin it out. Who knows when that'll be as I probably should stay away for awhile as a safety concern for my health as I pretty much kill my liver when I'm there.
Oh yeah shit how could I forget don't forget the party poker bonus code 20BR the next time you are ready for an online PokerParty.
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