A New Year hopefully means more cake for the Poker Party Kid

I am looking to start catching fire with my online poker game real soon. It just seems that every time I get going I hit a bit of a snag and I end up right back to where I was. I’m trying to get past the hump and at the moment I am just struggling. One thing I have been noticing of late on Party Poker is that every time I am short stacked and I decide to go all-in with a good pair I have lost every time on either the turn or the river. This I’m sure is just coincidence but has anyone else noticed this happening to them. If you are short stacked at some point you have to double up and this is really starting to annoy the hell out of me that I can’t win a hand when I am the short stack. This is definitely killing my poker party buzz. I have been stuck just playing SNG’s for the longest time and if this keeps up I’m gonna have to start entering some tourneys and see if my luck changes from there.

I almost get the feeling that once I start getting on a roll and winning hands all of a sudden I get a bunch of shit cards in a row and then I start to get blinded. This pisses me off. I love when the blinds are up to like 100/50 or 150/75 and I’m in the big blind and I get dealt 82o. This has happened so many goddamn times its incredible. I know I’m ranting about this crap but its about time the kidinthehizy starts getting some cards and I can lay the smack down on the competition. I’m sure this is a period that every player goes through and its all about waiting it out, I suppose. We’ll have to see what happens.

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As I’m sure most of you that actually read this blog of mine have come to know about me is that I love my random shit and jokes and pretty much fun stuff. So what would a blog post be from the kid without some random shit for you to check out. So I have put a list together of some random facts with some random candids for your reading pleasure. I’ve titled it Do you believe this shit or not?


Do you Believe this shit Or Not!
1. A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.
-- Holy shizzit! Now for all my female visitors how does that sound.
2. A snail can sleep for three years.
-- I know a few members of our crew would have no qualms being asleep for that long. Especially after a full night of givener that we have become accustomed to.
3. Americans on average eat 18 acres of pizza every day.
-- Jesus H. Christ! Are you kidding me, y’all need to lay off the pie for a bit
4. Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
-- Could this be the new Jenny Craig way to lose weight?
5. Cat's urine glows under a black light.
-- What else glows under a black light?
6. China has more English speakers than the United States.
-- I’m gonna say that’s because a lot of folk speak that Redneck Language and it is definitely not considered English.
7. Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
-- Fair Enough!
8. If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
-- I’m gonna say that there were a few cats on our last trip that could have made this possible. You guys know who I’m talking about. God!
9. It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.
10. Michael Jordan makes more money from Nike annually than all of the Nike factory workers in Malaysia combined.
-- Something’s wrong with this picture!
11. More people are killed by donkeys annually than are killed in plane crashes.
12. One of the reasons marijuana is illegal today is because cotton growers in the '30s lobbied against hemp farmers, they saw it as competition.
-- If they only knew what we know now!
13. Only one person in two billion will live to be 116 or older.
-- Seriously, who the hell wants to live to be that old anyways.
14. Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
-- Sign me up!
15. Starfish haven't got brains.
-- I don’t think they are the only ones.
16. The ant always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.
-- That seems to be a common theme with most chiefs in our crew.
17. The average human eats eight spiders in their lifetime at night.
-- That’s fucking disgusting.
18. The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
-- This is a little disturbing. Don’t try this at home!
19. The most common name in the world is Mohammed.
20. You share your birthday with at least nine million other people in the world.

There is some random stuff brought to you by the kid and the party poker bonus code 20BR. So the next time you are going to have a poker party don’t be afraid to fire up the kid an invite.