Freestyle Fridays

Oh here we go, its time for Freestyle Fridays and yours truly the kid is about to bring the pain in this post. I’m gonna give a couple of quick shout outs to other bloggers that I enjoy checkin’ out. Pauly from the Tao of Poker is a beast in the blogging scene and always has awesome stuff to read. Like me Big Al loves talking about booze and poker so if you are looking for a funny read you gotta check it out. If you are going to vegas or just want to read up on Vegas check out the Poker Prof's blog, awesome updates about the city of sin.

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TGIF! I’m lookin forward to the weekend and to the gong show that is gonna happen. There is a big time event that the crew is heading to on Saturday. They call it the Supercross and the main agenda for the day is to get shitfaced. The festivities get underway at seven o’clock but myself and five members of the crew will be hitting up one of the local establishments at around three o’clock to get it underway. Pretty much we’ll be shitfaced walking into the event and we’re gonna love it. I’m not a huge Supercross fan but when I heard that this event was an all out drinking affair I signed myself up. I’m sure I’ll have some beauties to tell you about this event. I just wish this event was the freestyle series! I’m sure the crowd at this event is gonna be quite the site. I would presume there will be a few rednecks in the crowd and they are always a good time to party with. I have had a few experiences in Alabama with the necks’. I’ll never forget my first night out on the town in Prattville, Alabama. There was a bunch of us that were going out and none of us were from the area (since we were down there playing on a golf tour) so we were asking where the hot spot was for Friday night. We were given the name of the bar and we were on our way. We roll up, five dudes deep and all we see is a goddamn bowling alley. Instantly we were like we are in the wrong place but we asked and they told us the bar was inside the bowling alley. Are fucking kidding me? The best bar in town is in a bowling alley. I had a feeling this was gonna be a long winter! Especially since I’m used to going out in Toronto where there are hundreds and hundreds of bars and clubs. Needless to say it was definitely an eye opener.

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Another poker site giving away a sick ride! Europoker is giving away the brand new Porsche Cayman S in a random draw. This is a great way for a new online poker room to attract players. I mean this car is absolutely sick and it is going to be one of the very first ones that is made available to the public. Obviously these guys are taking a page from the industry leaders: party poker. Partypoker has been tremendously successful with there giveaways and it looks as though these sites are hopping on the bandwagon.



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Confucious Says:


1. Woman who goes to man's apartment for snack, gets titbit.
2. Man who lay woman on ground, get peace on earth.
3. Man who gets kicked in testicles, left holding the bag.
4. Man who kisses girl's behind, gets crack in face.
5. Passionate kiss like spider web--lead to undoing of fly.
6. Man with holes in pocket, feels cocky all day.
7. Man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night.
8. Virginity like balloon--one prick, all gone.
9. Girls who rides bicycle, peddles ass all over town.
10. He who farts in church, sits in own pew.
11. Baseball all wrong--man with four balls can't walk.
12. Man who live in glass house, dress in basement.
13. Kotex not best thing on earth, but next to best thing.
14. Man with penis in peanut butter is Fucking nuts.
15. Man who walk through airport door sideways is going to Bangkok.
16. Man who drop watch in toilet, bound to have shitty time.
17. Man who take lady on camping trip, have one intent.
18. Man who go to bed with sex on mind wake up with solution in hand.

I love random stuff!

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"Ah Not Sooo Much there bud"

I love these random photos of people and to think the dude actually thought he had a chance to compete. LOL. Could you imagine walking down the street and you see this guy checkin himself out I mean Jesus. I wish I was there I'm sure I'd have a wise crack to bust out on him. The poor guys self esteem probably went way down when he took a peek. haha.


"Comon little buddy put that thing away"

This photo is actually taken from my buddies window sill in Belfast. This Shepherd guy is a real character and he has been known to compare himself to this little guy. Shep maybe you could bring some of these home for the crew when you are on your way back to our part of the world. Go Belfast Giants! Ole, Ole, Ole, Ole, Ole!

Here is a great clip from the poker player Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. This guy is a nut bar and real cocky. He talks about some interesting things on this audio piece. He lays into Gus Hansen a little bit and continues to mention himself as one of the best two No Limit players in the world. There is also some Phil Hellmuth bashing. Matusow loves poker and he was talking about the Poker Party on Larry Flynt's private jet. Check it out.

Mike Matusow on NWP Radio

Click Here To Listen.

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Have you guys heard about the underwater heads up poker event going on. Are you kidding me? This is absolutely crazy and I tell you what I'd love to be one of these guys playing poker underwater. This is a tremendous idea. Here is an excerpt of the article:

"Juha Helppi and World Series of Poker champion Rob Varkonyi will don state-of-the-art scuba gear and take seats around a table siting at the bottom of the ocean. Players have been warned that during the tournament they may encounter distractions such as currents, tropical fish, and entangling seaweed that may break concentration and lead to tactical errors at the deep-sea table.
They’ll be using specially-made weighted chips and waterproof cards. The poker table is also weighted so it doesn’t drift away as the players ponder whether to call or raise.The tournament will last until only one player wins all the chips, or until the competition either inadvertently floats to the surface or runs out of air and is forced to leave the tournament."

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Whose throwing the Poker Party next week? If there's something going on let the kid know as I'm always looking to win some chipsy's.

Everyone have a solid weekend and don't Drink and Drive as the holidays are quickly approaching. Take er eesh!

The Kid is out!