A Christmas Poker Party

Well the Christmas buzz is all around us and I thought today I’d bust out some Christmas stuff on this blog of mine which is brought to you by the bonus code 20BR at Party Poker. So if you are planning on having a Christmas poker party fire up the bonus code.

Here is a different variation of the Night Before Christmas. Its called:

The Night Before Christmas West Side Style:

'Twas da night befo' Christmas and all in the hood, Not a homie was stirring cuz it was all good.
The tube socks was hung on the window sill and we all had smiles up on our grill.
Mookie and BeBe was snug in the crib in the back bedroom, cuz that's how we live.
And Moms in her do-rag and me with my nine, had just gotten busy cuz girlfriend is fine.

All of a sudden a lowrider rolled by, Bumpin' phat beats cuz the system's fly.
I bounced to the window at a quarter pas' 'Bout ready to pop a cap in somebody's ass!
well anyway....

I yelled to my lady, Yo peep this! She said, Stop frontin' & just mind yo' bidness.
I said, for real doe, come check dis out.

We weren't even buggin', no worries, no doubt. Cuz bumpin' an thumpin' from around da way
Was Santa, 8 reindeer and a sleigh.

Da beats was kickin', da ride was phat I said, "Yo red Dawg, you all that!"
He threw up a sign and yelled to his boyz, "Ay yo, give it up, let's make some noise!"
To the top of the projects & across the strip mall, We gots ta go, I got a booty call!"

He pulled up his ride on the top a da roof, and sippin' on a 40, he busted a move.

I yelled up to Santa, "Yo ain't got no stack!" he said, "Damn homie, deese projects is wack!
But don't worry black, cuz I gots da skillz
I learnt back when I hadda pay da billz."
Out from his bag he pulled 3 small tings a credit card, a knife, and a bobby pin.
He slid down the fire exscape smoove as a cat, and busted the window wit' a b-ball bat.

I said, "Whassup, Santa? Whydya bust my place?"
he said,"You best get on up out my face!"
His threads was all leatha, his chains was all gold,
His sneaks was Puma and they was 5 years old.

He dropped down the duffle, Bulls logo on the side.
Santa broke out da loot and my mouf popped open wide.
A wink of his eye and a shine off his gold toof,
He cabbage patched his way back onto the roof
He jumped in his hooptie wit' rims made of chrome,
To tap that big booty waitin' at home.

And all I heard as he cruised outta sight, was a loud and hearty.....
"WEEESST SIIIIDE!!!!!!!"



"Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night"



"Rudolph loves the Blaze"




On Santa's long travels delivering mad presents to all those across the world he at times is looking to make some moves on those fine ladies across the globe. Here are some of the lines that he likes to bust out at times.

Santa's Pick-Up Lines


* I put the 'scroo' in Scrooge.

* I've got something you can hang a wreath on.

* One hour with me, honey, and you'll be seeing flyin' reindeer!

* Ho-Ho-How'd you like to shake like a bowl of jelly?

* That's No candy cane in my pocket, and I am glad to see you.

* Sugar, I got your stocking stuffer right here, Baby!

* I see you when you're sleeping and you don't wear any underwear,
do you?

* Giddy-up over here and say 'howdy' to your fat, bearded cowboy
of love!

* Care to see my twelve inch elf?

* Hey Babe, when was the last time you had a really good sleigh?

* I've got something special in the sack just for you!

* I know when you've been bad or good so let's skip the small
talk, sister!

* Some of my favorite toys run on batteries....

* Forget the 'Nice' list, cuz I'm putting your name top of my
'nice and naughty girl list'.

* Wanna see the 'North Pole'? (that's what Mrs. Claus calls it!)

* Wanna join the "Mile High" club?

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Check out this story about some so called evil Santa Claus' causing disturbances this past week. Apparently they were in the Christmas spirit.

"About 40 drunk men wearing Santa Claus costumes rampaged through Auckland this morning in protest of Christmas commercialism. They began by urinating on passing cars from a motorway bridge and later kicked litter bins in public parks and sprayed graffiti on buildings. They also decided to bring some of their Christmas “cheer” to a casino.

The group of “evil Santas” arrived at the Sky City Casino, where they vandalized the giant Christmas tree in the casino's entrance hall. Once they became bored, they moved on to stealing beer from a local convenience store and decided to spread the holiday spirit at a cruise ship. The Santas attacked the port's security guards after the ship's captain demanded that one of them, who had climbed the mooring line, climbed back down. The guards were treated for cuts from broken beer bottles.

Three Santas were arrested, and one of them has been identified as the Santa who climbed the ship. Police declared that identifying the other Santas will likely prove difficult because they all wore the same suits and beards."

Well everybody have a happy and safe holiday!

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