Terrell Owens its time for a Poker Party

Here we go again with our heroes in sports goin off and then feeling sorry for themselves after the incidents have gone down. Yeah you got it we are talkin about T.O. (Terrell Owens) here. First off I’m gonna say this guy is an absolute character, not a character guy you want in your dressing room per say, but a character that makes the evening sports shows much more enjoyable. I mean whether you like him as a football player or not you’ve got to admit he makes for some very interesting television. This is the guy that reinvented the wheel for endzone celebrations. Now, people can say all they want about the endzone celebrations and how they should be penalized for some of them, I say screw that notion I look forward everytime either T.O. gets a touchdown or my man Chad Johnson grabs a TD pass. You know they have something up their sleeve and I can’t wait too see what is coming from them next. Its a shame we will not be seeing anymore of these celebrations from T.O. again this year but he got what he deserved.

Mr. Terrell Owens you say your sorry for your actions do ya. Well do you really mean that or are you thinking of the paychecks you just ain’t gonna cash for the rest of the season. You obviously didn’t care when you were goin off on McNabb on the sidelines for not throwing you the ball or for the team not celebrating your 100th TD. You want some congratulations, here you go: Congratulations Terrell Owens on catching your 100th TD. Now back to reality, last time I checked this was a team sport and that all you cared about when you signed with the Eagles was you could help the team win a Super Bowl. Maybe now that’s why you didn’t want to go to the Ravens when you were originally traded to them because you knew it would take a while to catch your TD passes. Anyways, I enjoy watching T.O. play because he truly is a tremendously gifted athlete and an unbelievable wide receiver. Its just a shame that his ego has gotten in the way of his talent on the football field.

Now yesterday T.O. comes out and says he’s sorry for everything that has happened and that he wants to return to the team. Well that ain’t gonna happen and its time for TO to work on his poker game and get ready for the celebrity poker tour. That’s about all he’s gonna be doin for the next 6 months. A mad
Poker Party for Terrell Owens.


"Now that i'm finished with Football i'm takin up poker full time, its gonna be a mad poker party baby"

What about his agent Drew Rosenhaus; is he the second coming of Jerry Maguire. I mean cmon bud like you weren’t all over Terrell to come out with this public display of affection and saying you love this man. I’m sure you do because you make an absolute fortune off of him. Well after watching these guys at the press conference I felt I’d had enough of these professional athletes and it was time for me to have a
Poker Party. I fired up my laptop and started playing some Partypoker
.